ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!

NEW YORK, NY – A bride has sued her wedding photographer for publishing semi-nude photos of her!

WEST FORK, AR – A 10 year old boy will not pledge to the flag in school because of America’s discrimination against homosexuals!

NEW YORK, NY – Carrie Prejean appeared on Larry King Live last night to promote her new book, and almost walked off!

CLEVELAND, OH – The victim of this year’s infamous chimp attack has finally revealed her face to the public.

SESAME STREET – Cookie Monster was interviewed by popular site Rocket Boom, and he confirmed he is the source of a popular Internet meme!

CHICAGO, IL – Chicago Cubs fans are concerned with the drastically lightened skin of Sammy Sosa.

PROVO, UT – The New Mexico University Women’s soccer team may have lost the game, but won some street cred!

NEW YORK, NY – Yesterday was Sesame Street’s 40th Anniversary, and some long-time fans are concerned about the Cookie Monster’s new attitude.

NEW YORK, NY – A paparazzo dropped dead after taking a photo of Lady Gaga!