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JONATHAN QUICK: TELEKINETIC HOCKEY PLAYER
On Monday, March 21, 2011 the game of hockey was changed forever.
FARMVILLE: AFGHANI FARMLANDS
Popular Social Networking game, Farmville, releases new area.
LEPRECHAUNS BANNED FROM ST PATRICK’S DAY PARADE
NEW YORK – A group of leprechauns were not permitted to participate in the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
MAN CANDLES: FOR LOVERS OF FUNK
Candles for men with smells that men love.
BRAT SWALLOWS iPOD SHUFFLE
TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.
ZOMBIE ANTS CAUSE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK
RIO DE JANEIRO – Zombies have overrun the city after zombie ants infected humans.
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.
EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS DIABETIC
ROCHESTER, MN – Captain Crunch hospitalized.
FACEBOOK RACIST?
Does Facebook hate the Chinese?
