WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
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DOCTOR DISCOVERS CURE FOR CHRONIC CONSTIPATION
ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.
EASTERN COUGAR EXTINCT
NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA ARRESTED ON WAY TO IHOP
LOS ANGELES, CA – Christina Aguilera arrested while seeking free flapjacks.
BJ PENN TO BECOME A POET
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – After the UFC 127 majority draw BJ Penn calls it quits to get creative.
