ZANESVILLE, OH — Hundreds of wild animals were running loose in Muskingum County, set free from their cages.
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GAY HORSES MURDERED
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed yesterday. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY RIOT
COLUMBUS, OH – A riot broke out at a clothing store when a woman lied about paying for everyone’s items!
CHETANIA DAVIS
AKRON, OH – An exotic dancer in Ohio pleaded guilty to stabbing a fellow dancer with her stiletto heel!
WOMAN IMPLANTED WITH WRONG EMBRYO
SYLVANIA, OH – An Ohio woman was accidentally implanted with another couple’s embryo, and will have to give up the baby.
WOMAN BEATS FAWN TO DEATH
CLEVELAND, OH – A 75-year-old woman has admitted to killing a 25-pound fawn with a shovel because of the way it looked at her. Is there a deer uprising?
NEW CHEERLEADER SUSPECTED DOUBLE AGENT
CLEVELAND, OH – Teammates are becoming suspicious that recently acquired cheerleader Stephanie Peters is in fact an undercover operative from a rival high school.