ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!

BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! That chilling revelation was made by famed physicist and UFO researcher Dr. Gerhard Dietzer. He says that the evil Gootans hope to infiltrate our population. … READ MORE

ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY!

PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright lights shining into my window, blinding me. Suddenly one of those lights surrounded me and I was lifted into the air.” That’s when I passed … READ MORE

UFOS OVER HOUSTON

NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on camera. And nobody could explain it, until today. Hundreds of citizens, including  Dr. Jack Blanton,  captured the images on his digital camera from a vantage … READ MORE

WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN

Did he even know it himself? When Barbara Carton met Jeffrey Haworth, it was love at first sight.  The two of them were both pre-med students who were tiring of the grind and thinking of switching careers. “The first time we went out for a beer, just as friends, we looked at each other and … READ MORE

THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!

AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus seems to be spreading. It’s affecting schools, malls, even markets. The result is a global citizenry that doesn’t know where to turn, or how to … READ MORE

ALIENS FIXED THE SUPERBOWL!

Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight first half; a second half in which the 49’ers looked as though they might use their running game and the efficient play of quarterback Jimmy … READ MORE

EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!

Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN DIEGO, CA – Astronomers from California Institute of Technology working at the powerful Palomar Observatory have made a major discovery. It finally puts to bed the theory that the Earth is flat – at all times. The truth is that … READ MORE