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DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE!

September 23, 2020September 22, 2020 by Boyce Day

Science from the Sea! For months, scientists have been scrambling to develop a vaccine for the novel coronavirus that has raged across the country and the planet. “We’ve been scrambling … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags coronavirus, coronavirus vaccine, dolphin, dolphins

QUARANTINE. JUST WHAT YOUR NOVEL NEEDED!

April 3, 2020April 2, 2020 by Jennifer Precious Finch

THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS COULD JUMPSTART THAT NOVEL OF YOURS! The coronavirus crisis has forced millions of people into isolation. The quarantine seems to have no end in sight and threatens … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags coronavirus, novel, quarantine

BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!

March 26, 2020 by Frank Lake

RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results have finally come in. Bat Boy does NOT have coronavirus! Last week, Bat Boy was … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bat Boy, coronavirus

SAL DONATO’S PSA!

March 18, 2020March 17, 2020 by Boyce Day

Sal Donato has been singing the news for more than a half-century years now. What does that mean? It means that everywhere he has lived—Western Pennsylvania, upstate New York, suburban … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags coronavirus, coronavirus song, piano man, Sal Donato

THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!

March 10, 2020March 9, 2020 by Boyce Day

AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, Aliens, coronavirus, Covid-19, Gootans, Zeebans

GETTING A GRIP ON OUR FEARS!

February 29, 2020 by Boyce Day

SILVER LINING FOR HARD-LUCK INVENTOR OF EXTEND-A-HAND Up until this year, Martin Mopton was, by his own admission, “the world’s worst inventor.” His (insert sarcasm here) brilliant ideas included a … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags coronavirus, germs, virus

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