DOLPHIN INVENTS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE!
Science from the Sea! For months, scientists have been scrambling to develop a vaccine for the novel coronavirus that has raged across the country and the planet. “We’ve been scrambling … READ MORE
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QUARANTINE. JUST WHAT YOUR NOVEL NEEDED!
THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS COULD JUMPSTART THAT NOVEL OF YOURS! The coronavirus crisis has forced millions of people into isolation. The quarantine seems to have no end in sight and threatens … READ MORE
BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results have finally come in. Bat Boy does NOT have coronavirus! Last week, Bat Boy was … READ MORE
SAL DONATO’S PSA!
Sal Donato has been singing the news for more than a half-century years now. What does that mean? It means that everywhere he has lived—Western Pennsylvania, upstate New York, suburban … READ MORE
THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!
AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE
GETTING A GRIP ON OUR FEARS!
SILVER LINING FOR HARD-LUCK INVENTOR OF EXTEND-A-HAND Up until this year, Martin Mopton was, by his own admission, “the world’s worst inventor.” His (insert sarcasm here) brilliant ideas included a … READ MORE