A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS March 1st, 2024. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru (also known as Planet X) is heading toward Earth at an accelerated speed. “I have been studying Nibiru for the last 25 years. There’s a … READ MORE
WHY WAIT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? GET IT NOW BY SELLING YOUR SOUL ! You want power, wealth, a perfect body, great sex with a perfect mate and food that nourishes your body and mind. And you want all your dreams to come true and needs that you can’t wait to have fulfilled. But … READ MORE
WILL WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS SAVE CHRISTMAS? It was just about a week ago that this WWN stalwart received a strange phone call. “Brick? This is Santa Claus. I need your help.” “If you’re Santa, then I’m the Easter Bunny,” this scribe replied, with casual snark. The voice on the other end of the phone then … READ MORE
BEAM UP IN STYLE, AND PASS THE INTERSTELLAR VIBE CHECK Through 40 years of documenting alien encounters, Weekly World News has noticed a striking pattern: your choice of clothing influences the likelihood of your abduction. Your fashion style will determine whether extraterrestrials think you are a candidate for experimentation. Many abductees have vanished into the … READ MORE
Anthropologists recently confirmed that Vikings reached the shores of North America one thousand years ago. They also confirmed that these Nordic explorers felt dissed. Apparently, they weren’t invited to the first Thanksgiving. Cryptologists have translated The Viking ship logs. One entry reads: “No one even tried to reach out. Despite the fact that we predate … READ MORE
A group of scientists led by Dr. Wilbur Smith of CalPoly made a colossal temporal discovery. They’ve created a working time machine! However, this time machines don’t take you in the future or the past. This time machine eliminates Mondays. In a laboratory that felt more like a sitcom set, Dr. Smith announced their findings … READ MORE
Professors Warn: Cuts in Funding and Tenure Cause Havoc! Ancient Evils REMAIN A SECRET! Recent labor strife at colleges and universities has unmasked long-term issues in academia,. From low wages, precarious employment, and lower-quality education for students to the cost of intellectual inquiry. And a new report from the National Endowment for the Humanities finds … READ MORE
NEW OWNER AND GHOSTS BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS! Staring up at The Helstrom Hotel in Berry Hills, New Jersey, one can’t help being transported to another time, another place. The Hotel resembles a collision between the Munster’s house and The Adams Family’s abode. It’s recently been renovated and it’s picture-perfect. Oh, and it’s haunted. This reporter … READ MORE
MIAMI, FLORIDA – A Florida man’s tumultuous journey into confusion took a dramatic turn. He discovered that his missing wife did not dump him but was actually in drug rehab. John Anderson, 32, had been living through a surreal nightmare as he grappled with the sudden disappearance of his wife, Emily Anderson. However, recent revelations … READ MORE
EL SEGUNDO, CA – A local Uber ride took an unexpected turn yesterday when a millennial passenger spilled their vape juice all over the backseat. The incident has sparked a nationwide debate about the responsible use of ride-sharing services. Apparently, millennials have a hazardous nature. The incident occurred when 26-year-old Glen Wich requested an Uber … READ MORE