GENEVA , Switzerland – Physicists have identified the God Particle!
SCIENTISTS CREATED A TIME MACHINE THAT ELIMINATES MONDAYS.
A group of scientists led by Dr. Wilbur Smith of CalPoly made a colossal temporal discovery. They’ve created a working time machine! However, this time machines don’t take you in the future or the past. This time machine eliminates Mondays. In a laboratory that felt more like a sitcom set, Dr. Smith announced their findings … READ MORE

