JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.
Year: 2013
TAYLOR SWIFT SLAPS AMY POEHLER
Taylor Swift, still angry about the Golden Globes, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant.
SEAN PENN TO REPLACE CHAVEZ
Hugo Chavez died last night. He had handpicked his successor – Sean Penn.
BRITNEY SPEARS BACK WITH K-FED
Britney Spears is back together with Kevin Federline. They plan to re-marry.
CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN
Charlie Sheen surprised even himself by asking Lindsay Lohan for her hand in marriage.
DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA
North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.
RIHANNA PREGNANT WITH CHRIS BROWN’S BABY
Sources say Rihanna is due to have Chris Brown’s baby in September of this year.
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters writing negative articles, or challenging, the President. This morning, Bob Woodward was awakened by FBI agents, who arrested him and put him on a plane for Guantanamo, Cuba. “Bob … READ MORE
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
TED JOINS NEW CAST OF DANCING WITH THE STARS
Musicians, athletes, TV personalities and Ted are among the new crop of celebrity contestants on season 16 of “Dancing With the Stars.”