VANCOUVER – An 11 year old boy was saved from a deadly cougar by the love of his dog!
Year: 2010
ED ANGER: "BAN PEEPING TOM X-RAYS!"
I’m madder than Superman in a room full of gals in lead brassieres at this new airport-security X-ray machine!
KANYE WEST ANNOUNCES COMEBACK
LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West held a press conference this week, vowing to make a musical comeback. Unfortunately he interrupted himself several times throughout the meeting.
ALIENS BURN SOUTH AFRICAN VILLAGE
JOHANNESBURG – A band of ruthless aliens descended on a small, prosperous South African village, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
BEAUTIFULPEOPLE.COM
NEW YORK, NY – An exclusive dating website has ditched 5,000 members – for gaining holiday weight!
PARENTS TATTOO KIDS
ATLANTA, GA – A couple in Georgia have been arrested for tattooing their six children at home!
ED ANGER SAYS: "TIGER NEEDS JESUS!"
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 4, 2010
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
ED ANGER SAYS: "CRAPPY NEW YEAR!"
I’m madder than Jessica Simpson at a spelling bee! 2009 was a frozen dog turd of a year, let m