CINCINNATI – The Cincinnati Bengals announced that they want all their fans drunk by kickoff at all future home games.
Year: 2010
CEILING LIGHTS RELAY INTERNET DATA
ST. CLOUD, Minn. – Flickering ceiling lights relay internet data and cure migraines, but they cause seizures.
OLDEST HUMAN REMAINS
JERUSALEM – Israeli archaeologists said Monday they found the earliest evidence yet for the existence of modern man.
NYC SANITATION DESTROYS CARS
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS – During the blizzard, Mayor Bloomberg ordered the NYC Sanitation Department to destroy cars.
THE ALBINO TREE
ARGENTINA – The appearance of The Albino Tree has citizens of Argentina, and the world, hopeful for 2011.