GERMANY – Paul is dead. The famous psychic octopus who predicted outcomes of the 2010 World Cup was murdered.
Sports
JOSH HAMILTON TO ENTER PRIESTHOOD
ARLINGTON, TX – Texas Ranger slugger Josh Hamilton announced he will join the priesthood after the World Series.
PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT
SAN DIEGO – The Padres, two games out for the wild card, decided to sell their souls to the devil.
THE NFL RIDES D'RICKASHAW
NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.
VICK TO START – DOG COMMUNITY NOT PLEASED
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Michael Vick is the No. 1 in Philly. One group isn’t exactly pleased with the decision!









