“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.
ROME, Italy — Following the announcement of the discovery of the Gnome of St. Peter, the Vatican has recently uncovered a trove of unknown Renaissance sculptures deep within the vaults of St. Symian’s Cathedral.
“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”
The FDA estimates that seniors cross the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!
A stunning clue in the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been found in a remote desert on the other side of the world.
People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend.
The discovery of a bizarre half-human, half-alligator in the Florida Everglades has flabbergasted scientists.
Faced with dying customers, restrictive laws, and lawsuits from smokers who get sick from using their product, cigarette companies have been on a desperate search for a new customer base. Now they believe they’ve found it.
