MILEY CYRUS QUITS MUSIC
After her disastrous performance at MTV’s VMA awards, Miley Cyrus had decided to quit music and go to nursing school.
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BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH "THE DRIVER"
Bat Boy was spotted on South Beach reading the hot new comic thriller, The Driver!
MICHAEL JACKSON’S GHOST TESTIFIES IN TRIAL
Michael Jackson’s ghost appeared in court today and declared his death an accident.
BUSTER SIMCUS!
Buster Simcus won the hearts of the world, and the Weekly World News, when he was crowned the World’s largest man, finally weighing in at 4,000 pounds. We watched as he grew, and shrank, and grew some more, he found love and got married, he was dropped in on the Super Bowl out of … READ MORE
JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.
TAYLOR SWIFT SLAPS AMY POEHLER
Taylor Swift, still angry about the Golden Globes, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant.
CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN
Charlie Sheen surprised even himself by asking Lindsay Lohan for her hand in marriage.
RIHANNA DUMPS CHRIS BROWN FOR DRAKE
Rihanna has finally – and officially – dumped Chris Brown. She is now in a relationship with Drake.
HARRY STYLES DATING DEMI MOORE
Harry Styles, the One Direction heartthrob, celebrated his 19th birthday with his new girlfriend – Demi Moore.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL
Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.