PREHISTORIC CELLPHONE DISCOVERED
Cavemen Could Keep In Touch, Too Archaeologists excavating a site in preset-day Ghana were surprised to find an early australopithecine skeleton in excellent condition, nearly intact. Specimens of this sort,
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DE-THAWED NEANDERTHAL LIVING IN QUEENS!
Dubbed “Vinnie, the Barbarian” by locals, “he’s actually great at ‘knock-knock’ jokes” says his guardian. Security guard Marco Cippolino remembers the first time he met “Vinnie, the Barbarian.” “I was
LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL
Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.
CAVEMAN FLUTE
Music was flourishing in Europe in 40,000BC – millennia before Beethoven or the Beatles.