PREHISTORIC CELLPHONE DISCOVERED

Cavemen Could Keep In Touch, Too Archaeologists excavating a site in preset-day Ghana were surprised to find an early australopithecine skeleton in excellent condition, nearly intact. Specimens of this sort, which date back more than three million years, are rare. “Don’t you agree?” said Pedro Fuentes, the lead scientist on the team. “Very exciting! Don’t … READ MORE

DE-THAWED NEANDERTHAL LIVING IN QUEENS!

Dubbed “Vinnie, the Barbarian” by locals, “he’s actually great at ‘knock-knock’ jokes” says his guardian. Security guard Marco Cippolino remembers the first time he met “Vinnie, the Barbarian.” “I was working my regular night shift at National Science Storage. It’s a big place in Jersey, sort of an island of failed experiments. You should see … READ MORE