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CAVEMEN INVENTED THE SMARTPHONE!

January 7, 2023January 5, 2023 by Gerry Dorsey

Ogg, a young caveman, was huddled in his cave, trying to stay warm. As he sat there shivering, he had an idea. “Why can’t I have a device that can … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Memeable Tags caveman, iphone, Neanderthal

PREHISTORIC CELLPHONE DISCOVERED

July 13, 2020April 15, 2020 by Boyce Day

Cavemen Could Keep In Touch, Too Archaeologists excavating a site in preset-day Ghana were surprised to find an early australopithecine skeleton in excellent condition, nearly intact. Specimens of this sort, … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags caveman, prehistoric

DE-THAWED NEANDERTHAL LIVING IN QUEENS!

February 10, 2020 by Brick Rivers

Dubbed “Vinnie, the Barbarian” by locals, “he’s actually great at ‘knock-knock’ jokes” says his guardian. Security guard Marco Cippolino remembers the first time he met “Vinnie, the Barbarian.” “I was … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags caveman, frozen, Neanderthal, Queens

LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL

January 28, 2013 by Frank Lake

Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.

Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags birth, caveman, cavemen, clone, cloning, DNA, Harvard University, Lindsay, lindsay lohan, Liz & Dick, Neanderthal

CAVEMAN FLUTE

May 24, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Music was flourishing in Europe in 40,000BC – millennia before Beethoven or the Beatles.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags caveman, cavemen, germany, music

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