BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Britney Spears has finally broken free of her keepers!
LOS ANGELES, CA – ABC has fired Bigfoot from the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy” as an act of minimizing on-air interspecial relationships.
VANCOUVER, CANADA – Researchers are combing the wilds of British Columbia in response to recent sightings of Bigfoot with a pointy-eared boy!
MARTINSVILLE, IL. – Bigfoot must be placed on Endangered Species List, and activists lay blame on Sarah Palin!
ALTURAS, CA – A frazzled, young government researcher says she’s sick and tired of caring for the baby Bigfoot who was captured by scientists – because the squalling, rambunctious furball is a brat!
Bigfoot has joined the hundreds of famous celebrities who have left their footprints outside the renowned Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights
The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!