BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.
Sarah Haddad
MILEY CYRUS AND FATFOOT DUET
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.
BIGFOOT FIRED FROM GREY'S ANATOMY
LOS ANGELES, CA – ABC has fired Bigfoot from the TV show “Grey’s Anatomy” as an act of minimizing on-air interspecial relationships.
BIGFOOT WITH… BAT BOY?!
VANCOUVER, CANADA – Researchers are combing the wilds of British Columbia in response to recent sightings of Bigfoot with a pointy-eared boy!
PALIN EXTERMINATING BIGFOOT
MARTINSVILLE, IL. – Bigfoot must be placed on Endangered Species List, and activists lay blame on Sarah Palin!
BIGFOOT BABY IS A BRAT!
ALTURAS, CA – A frazzled, young government researcher says she’s sick and tired of caring for the baby Bigfoot who was captured by scientists – because the squalling, rambunctious furball is a brat!
Bigfoot's Prints in Hollywood
Bigfoot has joined the hundreds of famous celebrities who have left their footprints outside the renowned Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut
Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights
FATFOOT!
The elusive backwoods creatures are hooked on junk food and have become dangerously overweight!