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Reginald Cunningham III

EU Urges Integration of Vampires

October 3, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags belgium, blood, brussels, cape, europe, european union, vampires

Satan Trading for Souls on Craigslist

September 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BROOKLYN, NY – Using the popular website Craigslist, the Devil has started trading human souls for basic goods and services.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boston, brooklyn, craigslist, devil, new york, nine inch nails, prince of darkness, satan, trading

CHUPA LIBRE

September 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

Mexican police officials have made a huge bust in their ongoing war against underground Chupacabra wrestling

Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags baja, cape, chupacabra, chupacabra wrestling, illegal, international, mexico, wrestling

Amish Use Zombies for Labor

September 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags boston, Central Park, christmas, new york city, pennsylvania, philadelphia, undead, zombies

Kim Jong Il Sighted at Chattanooga BK

September 17, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags burger king, communist, dictator, dollywood, kim jong il, kimjongil, north korea
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