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HALF-SARDINE, HALF-HUMAN FREAK FOUND FLOPPING OFF OREGON COAST!

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PACIFIC OCEAN, OREGON – April 10, 2025. Fishermen off the coast of Oregon are reeling in more than they bargained for. They netted a bizarre creature. This catch has got scientists baffled and conspiracy theorists buzzing: a half-sardine, half-human hybrid that’s being dubbed “The Sardine Sapiens”! The shocking discovery happened last Tuesday, A grizzled fisherman … READ MORE

PLANET NIBiRU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!

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A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS March 1st, 2024. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru (also known as Planet X) is heading toward Earth at an accelerated speed. “I have been studying Nibiru for the last 25 years. There’s a … READ MORE

NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!

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“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman Bishara in what is believed to be man’s first encounter with a prehistoric life-form! That’s the word from Dr. Bo Goodlatt, who says that the … READ MORE

ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN!

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HAIRLESS HAWAIIAN GIANT TERRORIZES LOCAL FISHERMAN HONOLULU, HI — Weekly World News has tracked many bizarre creatures over the years, from Bat Boy to Bigfoot. But none has been quite so unusual as the lonely creature that roams these beautiful South Pacific beaches at night, ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN! “He’s a beachcomber you don’t want to meet,” … READ MORE

JESUS’S SANDALS FOUND IN UTAH!

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Religious Groups Fight for Ownership MOAB, UTAH — The lost Sandals of Jesus, missing for over 2,000 years, have been found! An intrepid Vatican treasure hunter stunned every biblical when he found them in Utah! Hundreds of devout pilgrims are flocking to see the holy relics in Utah. Many Utah citizens have claimed that after … READ MORE

U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES!

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“THE PENTAGON WANTS TO CREATE A BATTALION OF HEROES!” The U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, PA, has strongly advised the Pentagon to create hundreds or even thousands of Bat Boy clones to serve in ALL branches of the military. If the bold but controversial plan is enacted, War college analysts are convinced the army … READ MORE

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