BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!
Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local residents have always whispered about Bigfoot sightings, but they picked up considerably over the course of 2019. … READ MORE
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BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC!
What does HE have up his sleeve? When billionaire and former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg entered the Democratic presidential race, President Donald Trump said he wasn’t worried. “I know … READ MORE
MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL GOOD
MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU HAPPINESS… But it Makes You Better We’ve all heard the old saw that money is the root of all evil, but a new study from the … READ MORE
NEW NOSTRADAMUS NOTEBOOKS FOUND
He is still all-seeing and all-knowing! New notebooks of the famed sixteenth-century French astrologer Nostradamus have been discovered, and scholars are only beginning to uncover their secrets. The leather-bound volume, … READ MORE
DAVID BOWIE AND TOM PETTY FORM NEW BAND IN HEAVEN!
…AND THEN THEY ARE SUED! The rock world was stunned and shocked in 2016 when the art-rocker David Bowie died of cancer at the age of 69, and they were … READ MORE
“MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!”
DUBUQUE, IA—Lorna Macklin, an elementary-school teacher, has a problem. It started last Friday. “After school I went food shopping, like any other Friday. I got home and put food away … READ MORE
THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN
American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were surprised when that discovery was dwarfed by a second, even more monumental, find. The letter … READ MORE
FUTURE MASTERWORK PAINTING FOUND IN THEME RESTAURANT!
A recently discovered masterpiece from the 29th century has sold at auction for 20 million Euros ($22.1 million) after it was discovered in a theme restaurant in Northern California. The … READ MORE
BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER!
Miley Cyrus Traveled Back In Time To Try to Stop JFK’s Assassination! Miley Cyrus has been in the news for many things over the past few years: her comments about … READ MORE
MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS!
A man charged with robbery was actually suffering from a bizarre condition that caused precious objects to stick to him. The unnamed 33-year-old was detained by Boston police in August … READ MORE