DAVID BOWIE AND TOM PETTY FORM NEW BAND IN HEAVEN!
…AND THEN THEY ARE SUED! The rock world was stunned and shocked in 2016 when the art-rocker David Bowie died of cancer at the age of 69, and they were … READ MORE
Boyce Day
“MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!”
DUBUQUE, IA—Lorna Macklin, an elementary-school teacher, has a problem. It started last Friday. “After school I went food shopping, like any other Friday. I got home and put food away … READ MORE
A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER!
RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not even as big as Hardee’s or Whataburger. But it has something in common with its … READ MORE
THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN
American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were surprised when that discovery was dwarfed by a second, even more monumental, find. The letter … READ MORE
FUTURE MASTERWORK PAINTING FOUND IN THEME RESTAURANT!
A recently discovered masterpiece from the 29th century has sold at auction for 20 million Euros ($22.1 million) after it was discovered in a theme restaurant in Northern California. The … READ MORE
BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER!
Miley Cyrus Traveled Back In Time To Try to Stop JFK’s Assassination! Miley Cyrus has been in the news for many things over the past few years: her comments about … READ MORE
MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS!
A man charged with robbery was actually suffering from a bizarre condition that caused precious objects to stick to him. The unnamed 33-year-old was detained by Boston police in August … READ MORE
FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS!
Frank Sinatra, the legendary singer who passed away in 1998, is continuing his tough-guy ways in the great beyond. Soon after he arrived, according to eyewitness reports, he surrounded himself … READ MORE
THERE IS NO MARS!
Scientists at the Bakersmith Astronomy Laboratory in Yuba City, California were excited this summer when they finished building the world’s most powerful telescope: the Paladin 3000-K. “It’s always great to … READ MORE
YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!
“IT’S LIKE YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!”: TRUMP PAIRS WITH TECH GIANTS ON MIND-CONTROL TECHNOLOGY! Donald Trump has been involved in a series of high-level secret meetings with tech … READ MORE