CRUISE SHIP TO HELL!
Not from Hell, But To Hell! Lucy and Marcus Teegarden planned to spend their tenth anniversary on a cruise. “I suggested it for months,” Lucy said. “I started with small … READ MORE
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7-FOOT BELGIAN TWIN SCIENTISTS CAN HEAR THE PAST!
THEY Hear Napoleon Speaking The early albums of bands like The Beatles and The Rolling Stones may remind you of days gone by, but other classic sounds from the past are … READ MORE
YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE!
Tick… Tock… Taken! One Minute Vanished! Pilar Campos-Rivers, a senior researcher at the Northwest Institute, started her address to the International Conference Of Horology in Lucerne, Switzerland last week with a … READ MORE
EINSTEIN WAS AN ACTOR!
Albert Einstein, the beloved genius of the twentieth century, was not who he seemed—at least for most of his life! A shocking new interview has revealed the real Einstein died … READ MORE
ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!
Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City and the personal lawyer of President Donald J. Trump. Gootan-X-118-L, the … READ MORE
BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!
Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local residents have always whispered about Bigfoot sightings, but they picked up considerably over the course of 2019. … READ MORE
BLOOMBERG HAS THE MAGIC!
What does HE have up his sleeve? When billionaire and former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg entered the Democratic presidential race, President Donald Trump said he wasn’t worried. “I know … READ MORE
MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL GOOD
MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU HAPPINESS… But it Makes You Better We’ve all heard the old saw that money is the root of all evil, but a new study from the … READ MORE
NEW NOSTRADAMUS NOTEBOOKS FOUND
He is still all-seeing and all-knowing! New notebooks of the famed sixteenth-century French astrologer Nostradamus have been discovered, and scholars are only beginning to uncover their secrets. The leather-bound volume, … READ MORE
DAVID BOWIE AND TOM PETTY FORM NEW BAND IN HEAVEN!
…AND THEN THEY ARE SUED! The rock world was stunned and shocked in 2016 when the art-rocker David Bowie died of cancer at the age of 69, and they were … READ MORE