MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL GOOD

MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU HAPPINESS… But it Makes You Better We’ve all heard the old saw that money is the root of all evil, but a new study from the Glasgow Institute has produced a surprising result. People with money are not only not evil but tend to be of better character, along with more … READ MORE

NEW NOSTRADAMUS NOTEBOOKS FOUND

He is still all-seeing and all-knowing! New notebooks of the famed sixteenth-century French astrologer Nostradamus have been discovered, and scholars are only beginning to uncover their secrets.  The leather-bound volume, found in an antique desk in Marseilles by a vacationing American couple, was initially thought to be a handwritten cookbook, but closer inspection revealed this … READ MORE

“MY REFRIGERATOR AT ALL MY FOOD!”

DUBUQUE, IA—Lorna Macklin, an elementary-school teacher, has a problem. It started last Friday. “After school I went food shopping, like any other Friday. I got home and put food away in the fridge. When I opened it up about ten minutes later it was all gone.” She searched the house for her husband or kids, … READ MORE

THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN

American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were surprised when that discovery was dwarfed by a second, even more monumental, find. The letter “e,” as it turns out, is not just part of our alphabet, but an extraterrestrial being that has been on Earth for nearly two thousand … READ MORE

FUTURE MASTERWORK PAINTING FOUND IN THEME RESTAURANT!

A recently discovered masterpiece from the 29th century has sold at auction for 20 million Euros ($22.1 million) after it was discovered in a theme restaurant in Northern California. The painting, which has been titled “Slipping Sky” as a result of its blue palette and an eerie sense of dislocation, fetched more than three times … READ MORE

BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER!

Miley Cyrus Traveled Back In Time To Try to Stop JFK’s Assassination! Miley Cyrus has been in the news for many things over the past few years: her comments about her sexuality, her relationship with her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth, her drug use, her brash social media presence, and of course her music. But those are … READ MORE

MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS!

A man charged with robbery was actually suffering from a bizarre condition that caused precious objects to stick to him. The unnamed 33-year-old was detained by Boston police in August of this year after visiting an antiquities museum. They found a $30,000 ring adhering to the underside of his shirt cuff and a “priceless ruby” … READ MORE

FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS!

Frank Sinatra, the legendary singer who passed away in 1998, is continuing his tough-guy ways in the great beyond. Soon after he arrived, according to eyewitness reports, he surrounded himself with former friends and associates, including the ghosts of Sammy Davis Jr., Joey Bishop, and Peter Lawford. Sinatra started calling the new group The Bat … READ MORE

THERE IS NO MARS!

Scientists at the Bakersmith Astronomy Laboratory in Yuba City, California were excited this summer when they finished building the world’s most powerful telescope: the Paladin 3000-K. “It’s always great to get a new piece of equipment,” said Laura Furness, the lab’s director. “We went right to work with it.” The “Pal,” as it’s commonly known, … READ MORE