A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER!
RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not …
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THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN
American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were …
FUTURE MASTERWORK PAINTING FOUND IN THEME RESTAURANT!
A recently discovered masterpiece from the 29th century has sold at auction for 20 million …
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BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER!
Miley Cyrus Traveled Back In Time To Try to Stop JFK’s Assassination! Miley Cyrus has …
MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS!
A man charged with robbery was actually suffering from a bizarre condition that caused precious …
FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS!
Frank Sinatra, the legendary singer who passed away in 1998, is continuing his tough-guy ways …
THERE IS NO MARS!
Scientists at the Bakersmith Astronomy Laboratory in Yuba City, California were excited this summer when …
YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!
“IT’S LIKE YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!”: TRUMP PAIRS WITH TECH GIANTS ON MIND-CONTROL …