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ZOMBIES ATTACK NEW YORK
NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!
ZOMBIE BARBIES!
EL SEGUNDO – Mattel announced that their biggest selling Barbie ever is the… Zombie Barbie!
BRAIN-EATING VACCINES TURN AMERICANS INTO ZOMBIES
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.
ED ANGER: I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING ‘FISHY’!
I’m madder than a giraffe with tonsillitis!
ZOMBIE DENIED SOCIAL SECURITY
MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.
ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS
TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!
SENATOR PROMISES “NO MORE VOODOO”
WASHINGTON, D. C. – Sen. Bill Waverly confused a crowd of supporters when he pledged “the phase-out of all voodoo rituals in the hallowed halls of the U.S. Senate.”
MY BOYFRIEND IS A ZOMBIE
AMSTERDAM – Accident victim Godfried Lansing was declared dead and lay in a morgue for 48 spine-chilling hours before suddenly bouncing back to life.
ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT
AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!
KATE BECKINSALE STUCK AS ZOMBIE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!
