Zombies have declared war on cannibals – and things are eating up!
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ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
ZOMBIE GUN
The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
ZOMBIE GATOR
A zombie alligator cam back to life and attacked some alligator hunters in the Everglades.
ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
ZOMBIE WORMS
British scientist Nicholas Higgs discovered that a three-million-year-old whale bone fossil shows signs of an undersea “zombie worm”.
ZOMBIES JOIN OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST!
NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.