PHOENIX – Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!
Be prepared when the undead arrive!
The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
A zombie alligator cam back to life and attacked some alligator hunters in the Everglades.
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
British scientist Nicholas Higgs discovered that a three-million-year-old whale bone fossil shows signs of an undersea “zombie worm”.
IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!
NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.
IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.
SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.