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ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE

February 6, 2023May 14, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.

February 6, 2023April 25, 2012 by Frank Lake

PHOENIX – Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!

April 11, 2012 by Tap Vann

Be prepared when the undead arrive!

April 4, 2012 by Tap Vann

The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.

March 7, 2021March 5, 2012 by Tap Vann

A zombie alligator cam back to life and attacked some alligator hunters in the Everglades.

November 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.

November 3, 2011 by Tap Vann

British scientist Nicholas Higgs discovered that a three-million-year-old whale bone fossil shows signs of an undersea “zombie worm”.

February 24, 2020October 28, 2011 by Frank Lake

IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!

October 5, 2011 by Tap Vann

NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.

September 20, 2011 by Tap Vann

IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.