Tag Archives: florida

DWARF-TOSSING SEASON OPENS IN FLORIDA!

By Frank Lake on October 23, 2011

MIAMI – Dwarf-Tossing Season got off to a BIG start in bars across Miami.

By Tap Vann on September 21, 2011

ST. LUCIE, FL – A 19-year-old Florida student, reeled in a 12-foot, 3-inch, 800-pound alligator!

By Tap Vann on August 31, 2011

MIAMI – The TSA caught a man with snakes in a pants.

By Frank Lake on August 5, 2011

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.

By Frank Lake on June 2, 2011

MIAMI, FL – Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 767 people already!

By Tap Vann on March 29, 2011

MIAMI, FL – An eagle ray weighing 300 pounds landed on top of a woman on a boat in the Florida Keys , throwing her to the deck and pinning her.

By Frank Lake on March 29, 2011

WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!

By Tap Vann on March 24, 2011

PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!

By Elsa Akesson on March 10, 2011

JUPITER ISLAND – Tiger Woods is finally moving into his dream compound!

By Pierce Blodyn on March 1, 2011

MIAMI, FL – Shady Pines to hold its 25th Annual Rascal Race.