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Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon in two years and it make it the 51st State, if Newt becomes President.
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
MIAMI – Dwarf-Tossing Season got off to a BIG start in bars across Miami.
ST. LUCIE, FL – A 19-year-old Florida student, reeled in a 12-foot, 3-inch, 800-pound alligator!
MIAMI – The TSA caught a man with snakes in a pants.
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.
MIAMI, FL – Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 767 people already!
MIAMI, FL – An eagle ray weighing 300 pounds landed on top of a woman on a boat in the Florida Keys , throwing her to the deck and pinning her.