LOS ANGELES, CA – A titanic split has rocked Hollywood. WWN has the real motives behind the breakup!

WEST VIRGINIA – Bat Boy is still on the loose and U.S. officials are losing patience. They’ve called in the big guns to help!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!

CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.

CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan, sources close to the couple say she likes him to dress up like Bat Boy!

DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.

HO CHI MINH CITY – A small boy jumped from the fifth floor of his house to meet his mother!

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy has been sighted at one of America’s most prestigious colleges!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Seen at this exclusive New Moon movie premiere was America’s Favorite Mutant and die hard Twilight fan, Bat Boy!