WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

Weekly World News is back!  We are back.  YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended sabbatical on Planet Zeeba.  We traveled there to learn all we could about The Zeebans, the good aliens, who desperately want to help Earth survive …

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BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West Virginia. He was surrounded by hundreds of supporters, including Taylor Swift who has been by his side for the last three weeks. For the last …

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DECEMBER NOW DECYBER

In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store!   Aliens will be in attendance!

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BAT BOY!

When the Weekly World News discovered Bat Boy hiding in a West Virginia cave in 1992, they did not know that a star had just fallen from that damp cavern. The WWN followed Bat Boy as he fled local authorities and the FBI, they trailed him as he took cops on a 3 state chase …

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