Monthly Archives: October 2012

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN!

By Frank Lake on October 31, 2012

Bruce Springsteen has reportedly promised to do everything in his power help his home state.

By Frank Lake on October 31, 2012

Hurricane Sandy has caused a traffic nightmare in New York, so Mayor Bloomberg has mandated 6 people to a car.

By Andy Smith on October 31, 2012

Street-view cameras capture something special on island.

By Frank Lake on October 31, 2012

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.

By Frank Lake on October 30, 2012

NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg told New Yorkers that anyone looting during Hurricane Sandy will be put in internment camps in upstate New York.

By Frank Lake on October 29, 2012

A monster hurricane has hit New York City!

By Frank Lake on October 29, 2012

Every sportswriter in the country agrees – Manti Te’o will be the Heisman winner this year and could be the greatest player of all time.

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2012

With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.

By Frank Lake on October 25, 2012

Following President Obama’s orders, Gloria Allred will announce her ‘October Surprise’ today.

By Frank Lake on October 23, 2012

Donald Trump has a massive bombshell to drop on President Obama. One he says “we’ll change the course of human history.”