WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
Month: October 2012
SOUTH PARK CREATORS PLAN ISLAM MUSICAL
The creators of The Book of Mormon have teamed with Salman Rushie for a new broadway musical.
DOG WITH HUMAN HANDS COMPOSES MAGNUM OPUS
EISENBERG, Germany — Not much is known about Woofgang, the prized, pianist pooch of Eisenberg. Some have called the dog a “genius” and given him monikers like “Johann Sebastian Bark.” Others have labeled his story a hoax, and they say that the supposed canine with human hands is not only a scientific impossibility, but an affront to the musical community.
MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney destroyed President Obama in tonight’s debate.
GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER
George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keilber, made a fatal mistake. She tried on an engagement ring and so, George dumped her.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER HONORED AT KENNEDY CENTER
Bobby Kennedy announced today that the Kennedy Family would be honoring Arnold Schwarzenegger for a “lifetime of achievement”.
DINOSAURS PLAYED WITH MARBLES
BIG TIMBER, MONTANA – Scientists made a major discovery at an archaeological dig – dinosaurs played with marbles.
700 POUND ALLIGATOR
A monster alligator has been caught, weighing in at a record breaking 697.5 pounds.