ELVIS’ TOMB IS EMPTY
NEW YORK, NY – In honor of today’s auction of Elvis Presley memorabilia, we present you the classic Weekly World News expose that we stand by to this day: The King’s Tomb is empty!
Monthly Archives: May 2012
MADONNA SINGS IN BETHLEHEM
Madonna arrived in Israel and kicked off her hotly anticipated world tour with a star-studded concert in Bethlehem.
MILEY CYRUS TO DO PLAYBOY
LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus, who turned 19 on November 23rd, 2011, has done a photo spread for Playboy!
ALIENS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! (UPDATE)
Three giant alien spaceships are getting closer Earth! They are on track to strike Earth on November 27th , 2012.
BILL CLINTON PORN STAR
Bill Clinton has reportedly made a porn video while in Monaco with his charitable organization.
THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN!
Iran’s Basij Press claims the Gospel of Barnabas, discovered in 2000, will cause the collapse worldwide of Christianity.
REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
CAVEMAN FLUTE
Music was flourishing in Europe in 40,000BC – millennia before Beethoven or the Beatles.
FACEBOOK ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE!
Rumors are once again circulating that Facebook is on the brink of… total collapse!
CASEY ANTHONY ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!
Casey Anthony, the Florida mom convicted of lying to police as they investigated the death of her 2-year-old daughter… has agreed to be on Dancing With the Stars!
