BANGKOK – Meet the hairiest girl in the world!

HOLLYWOOD – Kirk Douglas made a surprise appearance at the Oscars last night and announced that he is endorsing Vita Coco – 100% natural coconut water.

ALABAMA – 70 dead dolphins washed ashore. It was not due to the BP Oil Spill. Authorities confirmed the deaths were caused by aliens from Planet Zeeba.

HOLLYWOOD — PricewaterhouseCoopers, the accounting firm for the Academy Awards, accidentally posted the winners on their website this morning.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – After the UFC 127 majority draw BJ Penn calls it quits to get creative.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – A spokesman for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards announced this morning that Banksy’s alleged Oscar nomination for Best Documentary was a hoax!

NEW YORK, NY – 50 Cent announced today that he is going on tour with Keenan Cahill.

NEW YORK, NY – Bigfoot strikes it rich in the big city.

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – After years of hiding out in Everglades National Park, Skunk Ape is having a coming out party.

Ice cream parlors and grocery stores across the U.S. will begin selling ice cream made from breast milk. It’s organic!