NO DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN JAIL
MADISON, WI – A Wisconsin inmate has been denied the right to play Dungeons & Dragons in prison!
Monthly Archives: January 2010
BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!
BLOBFISH GOING EXTINCT
SYDNEY – The saddest looking fish in the sea may soon be wiped out!
CONTAMINATED HOLY WATER
MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox followers have been hospitalized after drinking contaminated holy water!
RNC MEETING IN HAWAII
HONOLULU, HI – Hawaii is in a panic as the state prepares for hundreds of Republicans to descend upon the state this Wednesday.
ED ANGER: “TAKE THAT, LIE-BERALS!”
America’s commie pinko traitors just had a hell of a bad week, and it’s just getting worse!
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 25, 2010
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
10 WORST CO-WORKERS
Surrounded by jerks at work? You can learn to deal with them, say authors Rick Brinkman and Rick Kirschner, if you follow their four simple tips.
YAVAUGHNIE WILKINS
NEW YORK, NY – A spurned mistress is believed to be spending at least $250,000 to expose her former lover!
PRINCE VIKINGS SONG
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Minnesota native Prince has been deeply moved to write a new song – for the football team the Vikings!
