Monthly Archives: November 2009

10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS

By Marge Floori on November 23, 2009

ROME – Chances are one out of ten that the guy next door is a Satanist!

By Garrett Hawley on November 23, 2009

CALABASAS, CA – A holiday in the TV show “South Park” has unfortunately become a reality, to the horror of “ginger kids” everywhere!

By Reginald Cunningham III on November 23, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA – Photos have emerged from the Levi Jonnston’s Playgirl photo shoot. In them he makes subtle references to supporting Obama.

By Allie Pruitt on November 23, 2009

PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Chicago Bears’ Devin Hester lost more than the game last night!

By Ed Anger on November 23, 2009

I’m madder than a hippie in a bubble bath!

By Madame Malisa on November 23, 2009

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!

By Dallas Commagreens on November 20, 2009

If your favorite piece of jewelry is a bracelet, you probably love life and have a great deal of determination, so says a psychiatrist.

By Tap Vann on November 20, 2009

ANAHEIM, CA – Fans went berserk last night when a player tossed his hockey stick into the crowd!

By Reginald Cunningham III on November 20, 2009

NEW YORK, NY – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is preparing to run for Senate in 2010, and President in 2012.

By Dallas Commagreens on November 20, 2009

LAS VEGAS, NV – A multimillionaire gambler is suing a casino over plying him with alcohol and drugs to keep him playing!