November 2009

10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS

September 3, 2024November 23, 2009 by Marge Floori

ROME – Chances are one out of ten that the guy next door is a Satanist!

November 23, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

CALABASAS, CA – A holiday in the TV show “South Park” has unfortunately become a reality, to the horror of “ginger kids” everywhere!

November 23, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

LOS ANGELES, CA – Photos have emerged from the Levi Jonnston’s Playgirl photo shoot. In them he makes subtle references to supporting Obama.

November 23, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Chicago Bears’ Devin Hester lost more than the game last night!

November 23, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a hippie in a bubble bath!

November 23, 2009 by Madame Malisa

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!

November 20, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

If your favorite piece of jewelry is a bracelet, you probably love life and have a great deal of determination, so says a psychiatrist.

November 20, 2009 by Tap Vann

ANAHEIM, CA – Fans went berserk last night when a player tossed his hockey stick into the crowd!

November 20, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is preparing to run for Senate in 2010, and President in 2012.

November 20, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

LAS VEGAS, NV – A multimillionaire gambler is suing a casino over plying him with alcohol and drugs to keep him playing!