DALAI LAMA FIST BUMP
MEMPHIS, TN – The mayor of Memphis greeted the Dalai Lama with a fist bump! Appropriate?
Monthly Archives: September 2009
DUCT TAPE CAT
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police are attempting to uncover who wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it!
TOM DELAY DANCING WITH THE STARS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Tom DeLay has made it through the first week of Dancing with the Stars. He promised the GOP to begin using interpretive dance to protest universal healthcare.
ED ANGER: “OBAMA HATES BLIND PEOPLE!”
I’m madder than a rabid guide dog! So now it turns out the Communist-in-Chief is fighting with that blind guy in New York.
THE GIRL WITH X-RAY EYES
MIAMI, FL – A pretty teenager has stunned experts with her bizarre white eyes – which let her see through solid stone and metal!
74 YEAR OLD BODYBUILDER
TOKYO – Tsutomu Tosaka won the over-seventies “Masters Bodybuilding” competition in Japan last week!
LEGO CELLO
NEW YORK, NY – A Lego fan and artist has built a cello completely out of Lego bricks, and it even plays!
GLENN BECK’S YOM KIPPUR
NEW YORK, NY – Glenn Beck tweeted about appropriating Yom Kippur as a day to pray “for the Republic.”
FREAK OF THE WEEK 17
What’s wrong with this family portrait in this week’s Freak of the Week contest?
ALIENS PLACE CLASSIFIED AD
CAIRO – A classified ad told exactly where a UFO would pick up a pair of aliens who had been visiting our planet!
