MEMPHIS, TN – The mayor of Memphis greeted the Dalai Lama with a fist bump! Appropriate?
Month: September 2009
DUCT TAPE CAT
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police are attempting to uncover who wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it!
TOM DELAY DANCING WITH THE STARS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Tom DeLay has made it through the first week of Dancing with the Stars. He promised the GOP to begin using interpretive dance to protest universal healthcare.
ED ANGER: "OBAMA HATES BLIND PEOPLE!"
I’m madder than a rabid guide dog! So now it turns out the Communist-in-Chief is fighting with that blind guy in New York.
THE GIRL WITH X-RAY EYES
MIAMI, FL – A pretty teenager has stunned experts with her bizarre white eyes – which let her see through solid stone and metal!
GLENN BECK'S YOM KIPPUR
NEW YORK, NY – Glenn Beck tweeted about appropriating Yom Kippur as a day to pray “for the Republic.”
ALIENS PLACE CLASSIFIED AD
CAIRO – A classified ad told exactly where a UFO would pick up a pair of aliens who had been visiting our planet!
WOMAN IMPLANTED WITH WRONG EMBRYO
SYLVANIA, OH – An Ohio woman was accidentally implanted with another couple’s embryo, and will have to give up the baby.
ED ANGER: "PULL THE PLUG ON NEWSPAPERS!"
I’m madder than a reporter with an empty whiskey bottle! So now the Communist in Chief says he might bail out the newspapers!