MEMPHIS, TN – The mayor of Memphis greeted the Dalai Lama with a fist bump! Appropriate?
Monthly Archives: September 2009
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Police are attempting to uncover who wrapped a cat in duct tape and abandoned it!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Tom DeLay has made it through the first week of Dancing with the Stars. He promised the GOP to begin using interpretive dance to protest universal healthcare.
I’m madder than a rabid guide dog! So now it turns out the Communist-in-Chief is fighting with that blind guy in New York.
MIAMI, FL – A pretty teenager has stunned experts with her bizarre white eyes – which let her see through solid stone and metal!
NEW YORK, NY – Glenn Beck tweeted about appropriating Yom Kippur as a day to pray “for the Republic.”
What’s wrong with this family portrait in this week’s Freak of the Week contest?
CAIRO – A classified ad told exactly where a UFO would pick up a pair of aliens who had been visiting our planet!
SYLVANIA, OH – An Ohio woman was accidentally implanted with another couple’s embryo, and will have to give up the baby.
I’m madder than a reporter with an empty whiskey bottle! So now the Communist in Chief says he might bail out the newspapers!