A leading theologian has proved beyond the shadow of a doubt – the temperature of hell is 285 degrees Fahrenheit!
JOHANNESBURG – A 507 carat diamond was recently discovered in South Africa!
WASHINGTON, DC – Congressman Alan Grayson took an interesting approach to simplifying the GOP’s ideas on health care.
MONTREAL – The billionaire founder of famous circus Cirque du Soleil paid $35 million to fly into space!
I’m madder than the catcher at a javelin meet!
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Trent Franks called President Obama “an enemy of humanity” this weekend. Franks declared that he feels Obama is an evil cyborg from the future.
BERLIN – An overjoyed mother-to-be says aliens took her aboard a spaceship – and cured her of leukemia!
KENT, UK – A woman watching a family home video was shocked to hear a ghostly voice in the background!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Disney has announced that they will soon begin filming a Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, the fourth installment of their franchise.
NEW YORK, NY – The Spanish media has gotten a hold of a photo of Spanish Prime Minister Jose Zapatero and his family with President Obama.