ARK OF THE COVENANT REVEALED
ADDIS ABABA – The head of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia has stated that the Ark of the Covenant will be revealed to the public.
Monthly Archives: June 2009
MARK SANFORD’S MISTRESS
COLUMBIA, SC – Weekly World News reporters have tracked down Governor Sanford’s Sasquatch lover for an exclusive interview.
6 SIGNS YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED
It’s easy to tell if your house is home to a ghost, say real-life ghostbusters Ron and Nancy Stallings.
SNAKE BITE FESTIVAL
MUMBAI – Residents of Jharkhand celebrate the deity Manasa Devi every year – by being bitten by cobras!
GOVERNOR SANFORD’S AFFAIR
COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.
ED ANGER: “GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!”
I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.
PSYCHIATRISTS AND WITCH DOCTORS SIMILAR
NEW YORK, NY – Psychiatrists and witch doctors are “first cousins,” a top psychiatrist declares.
TANYA ANGUS
LAS VEGAS, NV – Tanya Angus was a perfectly healthy 20 year old woman, when she noticed that her clothes were beginning to not fit.
JON AND KATE PLUS 8 ANNOUNCEMENT
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin made a major, although highly expected, announcement on their show Monday: Kate Gosselin is an insect.
FREAK OF THE WEEK 6
The robots have taken over this week’s Freak of the Week contest. What do they want from us?
