WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: MARCH 30, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!
Monthly Archives: March 2009
UPDATE: NOTRE DAME SCANDAL
UPDATE – Several priests from around the country are voicing their skepticism at Obama converting to Catholicism for 24 hours.
MISSING WOMAN LAY DEAD IN HOME FOR 7 YEARS
OAKLAND, CA – An elderly woman who had been missing for seven years was found dead in her own home!
PHISH RED ROCKS TICKETS DISASTER
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Jam band Phish has reunited for a heavily anticipated 2009 tour. But fans are outraged after Ticketmaster made a mistake with ticket sales.
ED ANGER SAYS: ON EARTH HOUR – WASTE POWER!
I’m madder than Ben Franklin with a busted kite!
OBAMA TOWN HALL WEBCAM
WASHINGTON, DC – Obama made history yesterday by holding a national online town hall. Unfortunately the tech savvy president still forgot to turn off the webcam when he was done.
FATE OF TITANIC’S TREASURES
NORFOLK, VA – A federal judge is attempting to preserve the largest collection of artifacts excavated from the Titanic remains, and one key person is on her side.
HEAVY METAL MONK
MILAN – The Italian heavy metal band “Fratello Metallo” has a real shocker – their singer is a monk!
THREE STOOGES MOVIE
LOS ANGELES, CA – A Three Stooges movie is in the works, set to star Jim Carrey, Benicio Del Toro, and Sean Penn. Ghosts of the original Stooges are in an uproar.
ERIC CANTOR AND BRITNEY SPEARS
WASHINGTON, DC – Sparking bipartisan outrage on the Hill, House Minority Whip Eric Cantor admitted to skipping President Obama’s economic press conference to “Get his dance on.”
