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Monthly Archives: March 2009
UPDATE – Several priests from around the country are voicing their skepticism at Obama converting to Catholicism for 24 hours.
OAKLAND, CA – An elderly woman who had been missing for seven years was found dead in her own home!
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Jam band Phish has reunited for a heavily anticipated 2009 tour. But fans are outraged after Ticketmaster made a mistake with ticket sales.
I’m madder than Ben Franklin with a busted kite!
WASHINGTON, DC – Obama made history yesterday by holding a national online town hall. Unfortunately the tech savvy president still forgot to turn off the webcam when he was done.
NORFOLK, VA – A federal judge is attempting to preserve the largest collection of artifacts excavated from the Titanic remains, and one key person is on her side.
MILAN – The Italian heavy metal band “Fratello Metallo” has a real shocker – their singer is a monk!
LOS ANGELES, CA – A Three Stooges movie is in the works, set to star Jim Carrey, Benicio Del Toro, and Sean Penn. Ghosts of the original Stooges are in an uproar.
WASHINGTON, DC – Sparking bipartisan outrage on the Hill, House Minority Whip Eric Cantor admitted to skipping President Obama’s economic press conference to “Get his dance on.”