The Chicago Tribune wants to know if you can tell the difference between the world’s first arch-conservative commentator and newcomer Glenn Beck!
Ed Anger
ED ANGER: "IT'S MULATTO MANIA!"
What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.
ED ANGER SAYS: "NEGRO'S GOTTA GO!"
I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! What the? Now they tell us the big census has the word “Negro” in it!
ED ANGER: "BAN PEEPING TOM X-RAYS!"
I’m madder than Superman in a room full of gals in lead brassieres at this new airport-security X-ray machine!
ED ANGER SAYS: "TIGER NEEDS JESUS!"
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
ED ANGER SAYS: "CRAPPY NEW YEAR!"
I’m madder than Jessica Simpson at a spelling bee! 2009 was a frozen dog turd of a year, let m
ED ANGER: "THE SYSTEM DIDN'T WORK!"
I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!
ED ANGER SAYS: "BAH HUMBUG!"
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!