Author Archives: Elsa Akesson
OBAMA: LET’S RAISE THE DEBT ROOF
WASHINGTON – President Obama is in talks with Senator Harry Reid and Senator Mitch McConnell to raise the debt roof.
NEW FDA LABEL: SMOKING, IT HURTS SO GOOD
WASHINGTON – The FDA released an unexpected warning label for cigarette packages, one that reads “Smoking, It Hurts So Good.”
WAL-MART INSIDER: WE PAID OFF SUPREME COURT
BENTONVILLE, Ark., — A Wal-Mart executive insists the company paid off several Supreme Court Justices.
GOV. JINDAL PROPOSES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE BILL
BATON ROUGE – Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has proposed a same-sex marriage bill.
WEINER RESIGNS VIA TWITTER
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Anthony Weiner will resign from the House of Representatives via Twitter at 2:00 PM EDT.
WEINER ENTERS TREATMENT AT ONLINE FACILITY
NEW YORK – Rep. Anthony Weiner entered treatment for his online sexting affairs at an online rehabilitation facility.
WEINER BABY: FIRST ONLINE CONCEPTION
NEW YORK – Representative Anthony Weiner’s unborn child was conceived online.
NYC WANTS CAFES ON SUBWAY
NEW YORK – The New York City subway system may soon be taking reservations – for dinner!
WEINER SUPPORTS CIRCUMCISION BAN
NEW YORK – Congressman Anthony Weiner has joined the “intactivists” and the growing fight against circumcision.
ASTRONAUT NO LONGER ON KIDS’ DREAM JOB LIST
WASHINGTON – According to The Marist Poll, children in the United States no longer want to be astronauts.










