TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Stay home and freeze: Florida secedes!
GOOSE GASSING
NEW YORK – To celebrate the two year anniversary of the “Miracle on the Hudson,” New York City officials gassed a flock of Canada Geese.
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RACHEL ZOE'S PALEO SON
LOS ANGELES – Rachel Zoe, fashion stylist and Bravo reality star, is having a boy! And she’s going to feed him like a caveman!
KATE MIDDLETON, AGE 36?
LONDON — Royal damage control is in full effect! The Royals have learned that Kate Middleton was actually born in 1975!
MIKE TYSON PIGEON FETISH
BROOKLYN, NY — Just weeks before the debut of his Animal Planet series, Mike Tyson has admitted to his lifelong pigeon fetish.
SANDRA LEE, CELEBRITY CHEF
MOUNT KISCO, NY – Sandra “Semi-Homemade” Lee, live-in girlfriend of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has unveiled her gubernatorial recipes!
BRETT FAVRE MAKING DEALS WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS
NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.