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ZOMBIE WAITERS HIRED AT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTS!

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Gourmet Fench restaurants in New Orleans and Houston are knocking the competition dead – because all their waiters are zombies! Decked out in elegant waiter attire, the eerily listless creatures carry out their duties quietly and efficiently. The zombie waiters are the most hard-working employees at the trendy Camille’s Restaurant in the French Quarter. “They … READ MORE

REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES!

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HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade of fake zombies that appear every Halloween. And now, they are fighting back! Real Zombies are actively seeking out fake zombies around Houston – and across America. They have decided to hunt and eat anybody who dresses as a zombie … READ MORE

TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!

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WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect our country. And it is my job to make sure we are safe. The wall is big and beautiful and we’re building fifty to one hundred miles every day, but … READ MORE

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