HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.
DALLAS – Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a bronze statue of a nude Selena Gomez and her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber.
DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.
NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.
SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!
Texas Governor Rick Perry ordered all Texans to pray for rain as firefighters try to contain wildfires across the state.
TEXAS – A massive swarm of killer bees attacked several towns in Southern Texas, killing over two hundred people.
DALLAS – Texas is raising it’s speed limit to 100 mph!
OLD TOWN SPRING, TX – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.