BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
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CAITLEN WATKINS
SPRINGFIELD, MO – Some shoppers were not in the holiday spirit, when a man was stabbed with an ice pick over a parking space!
LINCOLN RESURRECTED FOR OPEN SENATE SEAT
SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.