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“OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE!

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Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to the state! “When most new species visit Earth, they want you to take them to your leader,” says Dr. Amy Carmine, “Ohio has sent out … READ MORE

FAMILY FINDS HERMIT IN ATTIC

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The geezer had been there for 23 months! An Ohio family found an old man living in the attic of their home. They were shocked to learn that he’d been there for almost two years! “It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it,” says June Curlew, whose husband Robert discovered the bizarre stranger in … READ MORE

LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED!

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ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake Erie Monster.  A team of Weekly World News reporters tracked down seven witnesses who have seen The Lake Erie Monster (also known as “Lemmie”) in the flesh! WWN reporters obtained audiotaped interviews with men and women who sighted Lemmie between … READ MORE

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