LAXATIVE FOUND IN TOWN’S WATER SUPPLY
FORT HONOR, OH– There’s a rumbling in this small Ohio town – and it’s not coming from the ground.
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WOMEN SHOULD BE MAKING BABIES
…and not delivering them! I’m madder than a surgeon with a rusty scalpel – I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found the old sawbones I’ve been going to for 40 years had hung up his stethoscope – and his replacement was a woman.
Lonely Doctor is Suture Happy
Playboy Kurt Fulson has never made a proposal on his knee. “Though I have, in fact, just received one there,” the billionaire told Weekly World News.