LOS ANGELES – At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to be held in a morgue for ninety days.
HOLLYWOOD – Sorry Charlie, but the 2011 Angels are done. BUT ABC signed three new Angels: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Knox and Casey Anthony.
HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan tweeted Chris Brown asking to meet. They did. And now they’re a couple.
TRIPOLI, Libya — Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is hoping a love connection with Jennifer Aniston, or some other Hollywood beauty, will salvage his world image.
WASHINGTON, DC – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot tonight at The White House!
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan wore a Glavis White Dress to court yesterday and now female defendants across the country are wearing the dress to court!
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault and battery against a female staffer at a rehab facility.
HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!