ED ANGER: "LEAVE PAT ROBERTSON ALONE!"

That crazy Reverend Robertson is at is again.
He says God sent the earthquake to punish those voodoo people down there, for making a deal with the Devil. If that’s true, then there’d be earthquakes in Washington once a week!
At least Pat Robertson is sending millions of dollars down there. The thing is: other nuts besides Pat Robertson are saying their own crazy stuff, but the Lame Stream Media isn’t reporting on any of that!
I hear that washed-up commie pinko movie star Danny Glover says the earthquake was because we didn’t listen to Al Gore about his fake global warming!
I know Al Gore makes it snow wherever he goes – but the only earthquakes he makes are when he stomps back and forth to the fridge for more pie!
Don’t hold your breath waiting for libs to call that commie movie star a nut, though!
He’s one of them, and not a pasty faced old born again Christian – so Danny Glover gets to say whatever he wants. And he’s a colored guy, so if you say anything bad about him, that makes you a “racialist”!
Speaking of which, some study shows people wish they hadn’t voted for the Teleprompter Kid after all! You all laugh at old Ed Anger, but I’m right about everything! I told you he’d wreck this once great nation and turn it into a pubic banana!
What’s worse is that crybaby Glenn Beck stole all my ideas and made a million bucks! Just because he’s younger and better looking than me. If I ever get the chance, I’ll bash him over the head with my oxygen tank! He’ll be crying all right, that little whippersnapper!
Want a little more Anger? Check out Ed’s own site at EdAnger360.com

10 thoughts on “ED ANGER: "LEAVE PAT ROBERTSON ALONE!"”

  1. i can't decide if this is satire or not. "colored people?" are you effin kidding me? if it's satire, it's pathetic and poorly done. if it's 'real' you should have your typewriter taken away, i know you're not bright enough to have a PC. and if you're really old or sick enough to need an oxygen tank, please light a cigarette in close proximity to it. do us all a favor.

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    • casey – how easy it is to ruffle your feathers but that's what they say about chickens. It's a joke news magazine – get over it.

  2. ED You tell it like it is. I am a Christian. I don't think Robertson can speak on behalf of God, but they did supposedly make the pact of which he speaks. His comments were based on the slave rebellion of 1791 led by Boukman Dutty, where the slaves made a well known pact with the devil in exchange for driving out the French. But whether God was involved with the earthquake, only God knows, not Robertson.

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  3. The earthquake was caused by tectonic plate movement. Rev. Pat Robertson seems to be a lying, egotistical, hypocritical bigot with no academic knowledge of the world around him. WWN is a satirical online mag rag that is put in place (as stalepi said) to vie with the likes of 'The Onion News' and such. But it is amazing that truth is stranger than the fiction written by Ed Anger – e.g. that the Rev. Pat Robertson actually seems to believe that earthquakes are caused by the devil instead of tectonic plate movement. The USGS shows that the most recent earthquake on 1/15/2010 was in Oklahoma – how many voodoo practitioners are there? http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eqinthenew

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  4. So it's only ok to say colored people if you get approval from the National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People.
    Yeesh.

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  5. So it's only ok to say colored people if you get approval from the NAACP? The who?
    That's right, the National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People.
    YEESH.

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  6. A Gore is speaking the truth!! Will it take a Sodom and Gomorrah to wake you guys up to realize the planet heating up is due to global warming and causing all these earthquakes,those who took a glimpse in the future already saw the worst,money will come to naught,so ppl brace yourselves, Revelation six is here

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