Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he tones it down during the game to hide the fact that he’s from another planet.”, said Dave Racaniello, the Mets long-time bullpen catcher. “Look, I’ve … READ MORE
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! That chilling revelation was made by famed physicist and UFO researcher Dr. Gerhard Dietzer. He says that the evil Gootans hope to infiltrate our population. … READ MORE
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors, and co-workers while they learn the ways of Earth. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans? Weekly World News has … READ MORE
“SHE’S BLOWING MY COVER!” HE EXCLAIMS Professor Emir Zolton has a problem, actually two: he’s an alien spy from the planet Javlon and he has a neighbor who won’t leave him alone. “She’s blowing my cover,” he exclaims. “I’ve taken out a restraining order and the police have been very sympathetic but this woman can … READ MORE
Gets Too Fat To Fly Home The quiet town of Newport, Vermont didn’t expect a visit from extraterrestrial life this summer but that’s exactlywhat it got on a humid afternoon in June. Shocked commuters watched as a small spacecraft touched down near the gas station on Sias Avenue around 2pm. The pilot, a tiny grey … READ MORE
When Carol Henderson made out her shopping list, she never thought it would include a communication device to another planet. But that is exactly what happened to the Ohio woman! “When I got home from the store, I was unloading my groceries and I heard a voice. I live alone, so I thought maybe one … READ MORE
Scientists Warn “The Invasion Already Happened!” In movies, aliens are usually depicted as humanoid creatures with smooth features and large eyes. But Howard T. Houseplant, an astronomer and parapsychologist with the Department Of Distant Phenomena, says that the truth is far more interesting. “Aliens are everywhere,” he said. “I run a lab where we sample … READ MORE
NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on camera. And nobody could explain it, until today. Hundreds of citizens, including Dr. Jack Blanton, captured the images on his digital camera from a vantage … READ MORE
They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected, and breathless stories about clusters where the virus seems to be spreading. The result is a global citizenry that doesn’t know where to turn, or how to change its habits. Should people shake … READ MORE
GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed generations of viewers, was canceled last week. If you didn’t hear about it, that’s no surprise. That’s because Option Eight was broadcast only on Gootan, the planet inhabited by the alien race also known as the Gootans. “It was our … READ MORE