SOUTHERN NEVADA – Dennis Hof, of Cathouse fame, has opened a new brothel that features sex with aliens.
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ALIEN CLOUDS MOVE ACROSS RUSSIA AND ENGLAND
RUSSIA – Alien spaceships, disguised as clouds, are moving across Russia and England – and parts of Asia.
WAITUHI UFO
WAITUHI, NEW ZEALAND – Numerous witnesses saw mysterious lights over the weekend. Experts have identified them as alien ships from Planet Zeeba.
UFO OVER THE KREMLIN
MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.
GERMANS TO RELEASE UFO FILES
BERLIN Germany – The Administrative Court of Berlin had ordered the German parliament to release all its UFO files.
ALIENS ATTACK! (12.2)
BINCHUAN, CHINA – Aliens from Gootan have been spotted throughout Yunnan province in China.
ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD?
SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.
ALIENS ATTACK!! (11.29)
LIJANG, CHINA – Three alien spaceships landed on earth today!! Two in China and one in the Indonesian Sea.