ANCHORAGE, AK – Sarah Palin has signed on to be a Fox News correspondent. She claims her lack of credentials will help her connect to the “Real America.”
Month: January 2010
ED ANGER OR GLENN BECK?
The Chicago Tribune wants to know if you can tell the difference between the world’s first arch-conservative commentator and newcomer Glenn Beck!
JOE ROLLINO
NEW YORK, NY – The world famous 104-year-old strongman has died – after being hit by a car!
IS YOUR DOG POSSESSED?
Does your dog growl at the sight of a clerical collar? Or gleefully “do its business” on hallowed ground? If so, watch out – your beloved pet maybe possessed!
BCS TROPHY AT WALMART
TUSCALOOSA, AL – University of Alabama fans have been viewing the football team’s award – at a Walmart!
LENO VS CONAN
BURBANK, CA – Jay Leno will be moving back to 11:30pm, weeknights at NBC. He won the time slot in a bloody cage match with Conan O’Brien.
ED ANGER: "IT'S MULATTO MANIA!"
What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 11, 2010
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
