MEMPHIS, TN – Today marks the 75th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s birth!
Month: January 2010
MICHAEL STEELE: 'HONEST INJUN'
WASHINGTON, DC – GOP leader Michael Steele is in trouble for using the phrase “Honest Injun”. To make up for it, he hosted a Republican Multi-Cultural Celebration.
ED ANGER SAYS: "NEGRO'S GOTTA GO!"
I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! What the? Now they tell us the big census has the word “Negro” in it!
RACIST AUSTRALIAN KFC AD
NEW YORK, NY – KFC has been accused of racism after a suspect Australian ad made its way to the United States.
GARLIC PROTECTS CITY FROM VAMPIRES
LAWNDALE, CA – A California city is considering removing the local garlic plants, but one councilman is firmly against it.
MAN'S GENITALS STUCK IN PIPE
LONDON – A British man’s genitals had to be freed from a steel pipe – with a metal grinder!
12 YEAR OLD ROBS BANK
SYMMES, OH – Police were stunned to discover that a pair of teenage girls robbed an Ohio bank!
KATE GOSSELIN'S HAIR EXTENSIONS
NEW YORK, NY – Kate Gosselin has a new look, and new hair! The reality star mom says she was protecting the environment by cultivating her extensions from her own children’s hair.