NEW YORK, NY – Last night in areas of Ohio, Indiana, Colorado, and Florida the President’s speech was interrupted by a newscast claiming aliens were attacking the United States.
Month: September 2009
AMERICANS FORCED TO SEE ANIMAL DOCTORS
The health care crisis in America will soon be so severe that millions of people will be standing in line behind dogs and cats…
MAN BURIED IN CAR
SALUDA, SC – A man had his burial wishes fulfilled, after being buried in his beloved 1973 Catalina with all of his guns!
JON GOSSELIN PRIMETIME
NEW YORK, NY – Jon Gosselin admits to being abused by his wife Kate. Torture was involved, but he is still unable to gain any sympathy.
BOSAVI WOOLLY RAT
PAPUA NEW GUINEA – Scientists have discovered one of the world’s largest rats in a secret volcano!
SOUTH OF THE BORDER
NEW YORK, NY – Oliver Stone premiered his new film about Hugo Chavez this weekend, with Chavez as his date.